DNA Pudding

Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.

I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.

A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!

by Joe Millionare December 6, 2004

love pudding

Vagina, pussy, cunt, cooter, ax wound, gash.

He slid his member into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by Sally Pothead December 16, 2003

Oatmeal pudding

During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.

Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.

by Evil_D August 31, 2016

gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

Hopeful Pud

A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.

Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."

by Zac42 November 14, 2014

Raspberry Pudding

Eating out a girl on her period while she's taking a shit.

I just had some of my girlfriend's warm raspberry pudding.

by sir lance a lot July 29, 2009

gay pudding

when you make fellow friends search gay porn to prove a point.

The proof is in the pudding, the gay pudding.

by itmechickenlittle December 17, 2018