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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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Potato

A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny
by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019
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potato

potato is a vegtable. used on fries and stuff.(1) can also be a funny nickname for someone who looks like a potato(2) or can be called a potato just for fun. can be used as a meme at most times(3) and puns, jokes, etc. can be a very funny vegetable for some reason.
1: mcdonalds fries are made put of potatoes.. i think.
2: mia is a potato.

3: "knock knock" "whos there" "potato"
by chicken_noodle_soup February 16, 2018
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potato

potato is known to be a new super cool word. if you use it, people will for sure think you are so cool and want to have sex wwith you. Use it when a person is about to ask you something really imporatnt say it.
p1 : so when are we having...
p2.: potato
p1: ok
by stylish potato check February 14, 2020
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POTATO

The. Best. Thing. That. Will. Ever. Happen. To. You. 😀
by Omahgoigosh he. THICC October 13, 2019
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Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020
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Potato

Potato.
by ChickinChickin August 5, 2018
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