Pork Sexy

when its just to damn arousing that it causes you to be a little confused, then its pork sexy.

ref: Man Vs. Food episode ??? uhm ... the one in San Jose.

Chicharones and grilled green chilis arrive on a bed of spanish rice served by a buxom waitress.
Customer No.1: Oh my god that looks so good.
Customer No.2: Now that is Pork Sexy!!

Moon lit night with waves crashing on the beach. A man bends down on one knee and brings out a 3 carat diamond ring. Woman says "Ooooh Pork Sexy!"

by Yummos July 26, 2010

Pork Pie Moment

When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.

T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.

by The T-Dog April 21, 2009

Pork Fork

When a young chap and his friend decide to insert their genitals into a woman's anus and vagina at the same time.

"Hey, where was you sister last night?"
"I'm not sure man, probably getting pork forked like a whore."

by super scrotum March 14, 2010

Pork Dagger

penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood

get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to

by Robert Solo February 23, 2011

Pork chop sweats

Breaking out in a heavy sweat whenever you are sandwiched between two other people

Lisa broke out in the pork chop sweats whenever she was in the middle of Tim and Dan.

by Head BiAtch May 17, 2014

Pork shower

Noun: when 2 or more dudes drop their junk onto ones face

that hoes definitly down for a pork shower!

by Danceswithdorks April 5, 2015

pork baby

The rectal output from eating a large amount of pulled pork or pork ribs.

I went to the BBQ joint then delivered a pork baby

by PhreadT July 19, 2016