Jelly poon

The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.
Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!
by Jellystein November 10, 2009
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poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
by Archonoclast January 27, 2008
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Poon breath

The fishy smell one obtains in their mouth when they have been eating a plethora of poon.

Can be used to insult someone, or used as a word for "good" like "sick" or "dope".

(side note: eating tuna is a risk)
"Charlene, I think your boyfriend has been cheating on you! He's got a real bad case of the Poon Breath."
"Oh no that's just because he had been eating tuna"
"Oh. That'll be it."

"Hey Lester, you're such a Poon Breath!"

"Duuuuude, that is SO Poon Breath" *thumbs up*
by Ruby Dorisday March 10, 2014
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Poon Up

What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.
Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.
by vaginosis November 15, 2011
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Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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poon gazer

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!
by amanis November 27, 2008
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poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.
Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.
by Winters & Yonkers June 29, 2018
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