toilet paper touch

when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"

dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch

by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009

PaperBatVG

The only exception. The champ. The bossaru. PaperBatVG loves his subscribers a lot.

We are the champs of PaperBatVG!

by Loyal Homie :3 July 7, 2011

white papers

An executive summary; a report whose purpose is to simplify an unknown subject or product in a desirable way. Also, a report summarizing a session of parliament or government in the UK.

"We got another pile of white papers from M$. I threw them in the circular file."

"I needed to catch up on the day's decisions so I grabbed the latest white paper."

by Mike Losh December 3, 2007

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

paper-saviour

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.

"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006

Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke

All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment

by Dankdankdoctor420 April 19, 2018

Paper Ts

A cool way to say “paper towels.”

I spilled Diet Coke. Hand me those paper Ts!

by Schloofy June 14, 2018