the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
by Gio_At_Nite August 07, 2022
I have ultra phobia!
by Dream_69 October 28, 2021
That boy has hitstick-phobia
by Jdhddjdjduddndb October 21, 2022
Pussy retards who piss themselves in fear over the mere glimpse of a gun, most commonly liberals. These people typically either work for schools or in the U.S. government, and usually wear diapers all day long in the off chance they come across someone carrying one.
They typically are of the childish mindset that anyone carrying a gun or buying a gun must be a school shooter, and are in no means buying a gun for sport, self defense, open carry, concealed carry, hunting etc. and HAVE to have malicious intent behind doing so. Usually these people neglect both reasoning and firearm logic so they can push their 'feelings' and 'emotions' onto other people, being fearful over things on guns that add no practicality whatsoever like a vertical grip on a shotgun.
They typically are of the childish mindset that anyone carrying a gun or buying a gun must be a school shooter, and are in no means buying a gun for sport, self defense, open carry, concealed carry, hunting etc. and HAVE to have malicious intent behind doing so. Usually these people neglect both reasoning and firearm logic so they can push their 'feelings' and 'emotions' onto other people, being fearful over things on guns that add no practicality whatsoever like a vertical grip on a shotgun.
"Bro, that person was an absolute Gun-Phobic. Don't bring him to the range ever again,"
The man had major Gun-Phobia because he shit his pants over seeing a Glock on some ones waistband for self defense.
The man had major Gun-Phobia because he shit his pants over seeing a Glock on some ones waistband for self defense.
by Kill_Urself January 30, 2023
by BJWGP August 12, 2023
by MomSlayer3686 February 06, 2023
The fear of a receding hairline before the age of 18, could be used to describe people who LeBron has dunked on.
The other day I saw Kevin Garnett shopping at savers and suddenly he broke out into a cold sweat...I think he has LeBron-a-phobia.
by LeByron January 24, 2023