Pestronize

To pester and patronize at the same time. Talking down to someone in an annoying fashion. See pester see condescending

I forgot my password, and I set my password hint as “you know it” and now it’s pestronizing me.

Bob is such jerk. He pestronizes me all the time by talking down to me constantly. He never stops bugging me about stuff I already know.

by MusicMajorProbs December 4, 2017

pestaphile

A frequent pest who performs semi-sexual gestures on colleagues and unsuspecting members of the public.

Have you met Jeremy Wells? "Oh you mean that Pestaphile"

by MissMartini June 4, 2018

Pestosis

An Illness related to excessive pesto intake

Damn that girl got pestosis

by Flavourstone September 10, 2018

Pesto

The act of cutting someone off with no regard while driving.

Traffic is backed up, I'm going to have to pesto someone real quick.

That dam cab driver just pesto'd me.

by BillyD78 March 5, 2019

Pesticules

The external genitalia of the male. Contraction of the words "penis" and "testicules".

That pesky little Charlie punched me in the pesticules. God it hurts!

by maximustremblay March 8, 2019

pestard

A random fucking pest and a fucking retard merged together. Basically, if you call someone a "pestard" you're ravagely a fucking pest, which is disgraceful and a fucking retard at the same time. By far a pestard.

Guy1: You're a pestard
Guy2: What is that?
Guy1: A ravagely a fucking pest and a tard.

by FR34KY February 3, 2019

PESTARD

Originally used as a food name, but now used as an insult. Calling that person a pest and a retard. Determining them as a disgrace by term.

guy1: i love being a disgrace around the street cuh
guy2: how so?
guy1: caus i love seekin attention and trouble cuh
guy2: You're a pestard.

by FR34KY June 19, 2019