Do have you seen pat's mom? she fly as fuck
Or
Did you just say pat's mom was "fly as fuck"? Wow you're a fucking homo
Or
Did you just say pat's mom was "fly as fuck"? Wow you're a fucking homo
by moms'tap November 06, 2007
by Dan Drzewiecki November 05, 2003
a person working outside their own country, sometimes on a fat corporate contract, sometimes as a foreign expert, sometimes just as an English teacher.
Often their pay is considerably higher than the locals and they live a life of wanton pleasure while working as little as possible.
Other times, like as an English teacher, they live better than locals but not by much and spend their leisure time searching for the best deals on local beer.
Female ex-pats tend not to get laid and grudgingly accept celibacy. Largely because they don't like the locals and the male ex-pats aren't interested in them.
The male ex-pats often receive underserved hero/rock star status from the locals, especially in Asia, and get more local pussy than they know what to do with. Which is why they ignore the ex-pat females.
Often their pay is considerably higher than the locals and they live a life of wanton pleasure while working as little as possible.
Other times, like as an English teacher, they live better than locals but not by much and spend their leisure time searching for the best deals on local beer.
Female ex-pats tend not to get laid and grudgingly accept celibacy. Largely because they don't like the locals and the male ex-pats aren't interested in them.
The male ex-pats often receive underserved hero/rock star status from the locals, especially in Asia, and get more local pussy than they know what to do with. Which is why they ignore the ex-pat females.
Dude #1: "Hey mate, why is that ex-pat chick always so bitter and grouchy?"
Dude #2: "Because she hasn't had sex since she arrived in Asia."
Dude #1 "Really? Damn, I'm in ex-pat heaven with all the local action I'm getting. I couldn't get laid to save my life back in the UK".
Dude #2: "Because she hasn't had sex since she arrived in Asia."
Dude #1 "Really? Damn, I'm in ex-pat heaven with all the local action I'm getting. I couldn't get laid to save my life back in the UK".
by Graham Spider August 05, 2009
The act of becoming sexually aroused while spinning on an office chair in the center of a circle of naked women while using the penis to slap the posteriors of said women. General practice is that upon stopping of the spin, intercourse is had to the point where the objective woman utters as many vowel sounds as possible.
by Slash Nguyen April 28, 2011
There is little known definition for this phrase, and it takes a little practise. It's a phrase used for when one of your friends has something in their mouth; i.e water. You need to sound like an old woman when saying; oooh pat!
I did this to my friend that many times whilst he was drinking he was sick.
I did this to my friend that many times whilst he was drinking he was sick.
Harry: (drinking)
Will: (pops up in front of him - 'OOOH PAT!'
Harry: (trys as hard as he can not to spit out his drink; then pukes up everywhere)
Will: (pops up in front of him - 'OOOH PAT!'
Harry: (trys as hard as he can not to spit out his drink; then pukes up everywhere)
by WILL-I-AM89 April 08, 2006
Pats-a-riffic is a word to express how good something is (like teriffic only patysised).
It started by me calling my girlfriend pats-a-riffic (her name is patsy) and a few of her friends now use it for day to day things.
It started by me calling my girlfriend pats-a-riffic (her name is patsy) and a few of her friends now use it for day to day things.
by Bryan Bedford June 09, 2008
by me July 22, 2003