Dirty Pasta

You Poo in a pot of boiling water and wait 5-8 minutes and serve with a bollock-naise sauce

A- Im hungry and horny ;)
B-Do you want some dirty pasta?
A-Yes, Only with bollock-naise sauce though

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019

Pasta

Another term for Marijuana. A user of marijuana would be called a “Pasta Boi”

“yo I got some pasta in my car”
“Man I’m all out of pasta”
“The police be some pasta playa hatas”
“Dude you know where I can find some pasta?”

by Sathanas March 26, 2019

pocket pasta

a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.

Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.

by TR00TH May 28, 2019

Pasta Penne

you can use it as a catch phrase if some one rostes you. it is the ultimate comeback.

it may also be a sort of pasta.

Bob: you mom gay
Kent: no u

Bob: *pulls out an uno switch card.
Kent: you mum Pasta Penne

by Trattskaft October 1, 2019

Pasta

If your talking to a a girl/guy and they are giving the driest convo they are knows as lightly salted Pasta because they plain AF

Person one: I’m hella bored How was your day today

Person two: fine

Person one (well I wish I never asked now u fucking pasta)

by Just some wanker October 9, 2019

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019