me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket
her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
by thesecretchoochie September 13, 2021
Get the wetter than an otter pocketmug. The other night my girlfriend was bitchin about her phone sticking to her face, I had to tell i was sorry for hot otter boxing her.
by dikfingrz October 24, 2020
Get the hot otter boxmug. by wetter than an otter's pocket August 24, 2021
Get the wetter than an otter's pocketmug. A silent otter is a gay man seemingly small in height but appears straight in public and only reveals his true self online in private naked otter chat rooms
“How come Todd never brings a date to our Friendsgiving get togethers”?. “Well Susan, Todd is a bit different my dear. He shops at naked otter image search and most girls aren’t attracted to that Entirely . Todd is a silent otter, he enjoys scrawny white men behind closed doors .”
by Brilliantlyflattenedthecurve September 25, 2020
Get the silent ottermug. a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
Get the ottermug. It is an argentinian expression which is known as "acariciar la nutria", the meaning of this can be related to jerking of as a crazy motherfucker
by ThyYisus November 6, 2016
Get the Rub The Ottermug. by Acceber Nosnibor February 13, 2012
Get the Otter's bottommug.