Optipessimist

One whom gives a non-philosophical answer to a philosophical answer, providing both the optimistic and pessimistic points of view.

Question: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Answer: The glass's orientation between the level of contents and the height of the glass and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the glass arived at it's current orientation.

The answer was given by an optipessimist.

by Chrisazy February 19, 2009

Optimus Fyne

1. Someone who is representing the hood but still looks fresh doing it

2. Rapper who spits lyrical fire from the top of his head and carries a backpack wherever he goes

-yo come listen to this kid freestyle. hes so nice
-oh word? is he optimus fyne?
-yeah man hes got bars!

-yo why you wear that backpack everywhere? take that shit off
-chill with that man im optimus fyne

by Optimus Cryme October 21, 2009

Optimus Prime Time

When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.

Dude, pass me that Optimus Prime Time so I can (get toasted) medicate.

by wowimtoasted August 14, 2012

opting off

the homosexual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by TSA agents

there was this hunky TSA guy at the airport, so after opting off I ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me

by spek10 November 28, 2012

optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

Tarps Optional

adj. when wearing a shirt is just an option because of weather, location, etc.

Jake: Man its so hot out right now
Spencer: Yeah, I think its a Tarps Optional day today.

by DJ Suspense July 31, 2010

Toxic Optimism

A rare condition found only in middle-class, white Americans. that blinds them to reality; can easily spread to other ethnic groups, socio-economic statuses, and in some cases even domestic animals.

The woman's toxic optimism blinded her to the fact that the young cop was scared and had an itchy trigger finger.

by Zeno11 April 1, 2019