One-Eyed Lobster

A loyal member of the Communist Party.

Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

by Captain Commie July 30, 2003

one eyed fool

name given to ones penis

don't listen to the "one eyed fool".

by otcsofaking July 9, 2011

one-eyed-dragon

Male reproductive organ; penis.

She finally got to see his one-eyed-dragon last night but her expectations were crushed.

by pycckuu555 January 9, 2011

one eyed screaming pelican

Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.

Kill Bill 2 meets Backdoor Sluts 9.

by Dallas October 16, 2004

one eyed cave dweller

another fun name for a penis!

Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

one-eyed unicorn

(n.) The rear-view of a cat's butt with it's tail up.

Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.

by lepetithibou October 4, 2010

One Eyed Wonder Weasel

n- the penis

Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.

by The WERM January 25, 2004