Broken Lawn Chair

Losing ones virginity. And sex in general.

"Allie! I can't believe you Broken Lawn Chair'd with that guy!"

by Tuesdays Coming August 29, 2009

Guatemalan lawn ninja

The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.

*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!

by Jacki B February 21, 2009

lawn bowls

a batty boy who reeks like shit

Lawn bowls, u stink!!

by ur momma September 17, 2006

Mow My Lawn

When a MILF invites a young boy over to come and "Mow her Lawn" - no lawnmower required, but an adventurous spirit helps.

My husband is away this weekend, do you want to come over and mow my lawn?

by fuckradar January 2, 2012

Zombie on your lawn

A great song from the era of mobile games that were good and took effort

Sunflower

1, 2, 3, Woo!

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
NOOOOOOO!!

I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies

I used to play football (football)
Road cones protect my head (cone on his head)
I have a screen-door shield (screen door sheild)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour

I like your tricycle (tricicle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna eat your brains (no no no no)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

by Blob the Gamer January 4, 2021

lawn dart

If you came here looking for the definition for F-16, you need to be shot. :-@

Teh F-16 shall pwn j00; it is not a lawn dart ANYMORE!!! HAHAHAA!

by Falcon Mc. April 8, 2004

fair lawn, nj

Town of about 30 something,000 people. Prodominately Russian and Italian. Lots of good looking young girls roam the streets. Could use more of a nightlife and shopping centers. Borders Paterson. Is about 15 minutes from NYC and is within 5-10 minutes of the Garden State Plaza and a few other malls. Local highways are Rt. 20, 46, 80, 17, 4, 208, Garden State Parkway exits 156-161. Home to Giovanni's Deli.

I was in Fair Lawn, NJ and ended up in Paterson.

by Mike Fasciano August 3, 2007