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my balls sour cream

"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.
by Sleepyboibear October 1, 2022
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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rick my balls

A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.
Rick my balls, bitch.

Shut up and rick my balls.

The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.
by GHL Champion December 6, 2013
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Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
by Masonwinter July 26, 2021
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Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
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Are you tickling my balls?

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.
Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie
by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025
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GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)
by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021
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