oofera

a word blerts made up because she felt like it.
Example:

ur brother has a big oofera!

uh oh ur brother has a case of oofera and he can't stop oofing, and its genetic so looks like you're gonna get it too skskkskskskskskkskskskskskskskkskskskskskkskskskskskskkskksksk and I oop-

by meep&blerts October 30, 2019

Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013

offert

A term used by retarded Latin Americans in the MMORPG game "Maplestory", to make you give them an offer on whatever they are trying to sell.

Another way to say "offer it".

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Hey, wanna buy my wooden sword, or whatever the fuck this shit is?"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"Yes plz!! how much?"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Offert"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"No, you offert"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"ok, you're mum!! JAJAJAJAJJAJA XDDDD"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"fu racist noob"

by Horungen December 3, 2013

Does it offend you, yeah

I sweet a British electronic rock band from Reading, Berkshire.(England)

* James Rushent – lead vocals, bass guitar, guitar, synthesizer

* Dan Coop – synthesizer

* Rob Bloomfield – drums,

* Matty Derham - guitar, synthesizer, vocals

* Chloe Duveaux – bass guitar, vocals

Does it offend you, yeah sing, We are Rock stars, With a Heavy Heart, and a lot more songs.

by Kady Kat December 10, 2009

Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.

Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!

by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009

Offee

Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.

GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.

by seanmlee October 12, 2008

offended

Disagreeing with you.

"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."

by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016