by Acceber Nosnibor February 13, 2012

by wetter than an otter's pocket August 24, 2021

a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

Oh man, I went out with this lady last night, and we got back to her place and she had a kid, and then I bailed cause I didn't want to see her beefy otter box.
by BeefyOtterBox May 30, 2017

by LizardQueen. June 14, 2019

"My girlfriend is my otter because she is my other half."
by Nicole123742 October 13, 2017
