A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021
Get the My Trainsmug. The last train exiting a city and bound for the lower socio-economic suburbs, especially after Friday & Saturday nights.
Although comprising of some decent folk who've had a shandy or two, this train service ferries large numbers of drunk juvenile and young adult non-paying patrons back home from the previous evening's shady dealings, train station fight-clubs & various local pillages.
Catch an earlier train if you can.
Although comprising of some decent folk who've had a shandy or two, this train service ferries large numbers of drunk juvenile and young adult non-paying patrons back home from the previous evening's shady dealings, train station fight-clubs & various local pillages.
Catch an earlier train if you can.
The Zoo Train was full of cack.
The DCP would have their work cut out for them on this Zoo Train.
Why do half of these kids have a goon bag? It's like a Zoo on this Train!
The DCP would have their work cut out for them on this Zoo Train.
Why do half of these kids have a goon bag? It's like a Zoo on this Train!
by grizzlaa May 10, 2013
Get the Zoo Trainmug. by Snake! Guitarlos! January 12, 2008
Get the train racermug. Something Amber Heard is not.
If Amber Heard's parents potty trained her properly, then maybe she wouldn't have shit on her and Johnny Depp's bed.
by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022
Get the Potty Trainedmug. Vagina belonging to someone you don’t have any feelings or attraction; Nor planning on having any type of relationship with. Presumably having intercourses in effort to develop skills and experience in preparation of non disappointment of real partner.
Given that Matt is a virgin, yet has high standers for a sexual partner, his unattractive female roommate could serve as a great “training pussy” to help him build skill and technic.
by Craps n Giggles January 30, 2022
Get the Training Pussymug. 1. a congo line of anal sex
by xxx, sexfest June 11, 2007
Get the train of ainmug. An NYC Subway Line (Broadway Express) that runs from 96th Street / 2nd Avenue to Coney Island - Stillwell Avenue via the Second Avenue Line on the Upper Eastside, the Broadway Express Line in Manhattan, and the Brighton Line in Brooklynn.
by JJthedicktionare April 11, 2021
Get the Q Trainmug.