outrage olympics

people trying to upstage other people with greater personal moral outrage
The outrage olympics began when someone used the word "crippled" to describe the differently-abled person.
by Orangeboxman May 9, 2017
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Olympics

The Olympics are just games, so at the end of the day, if you're an athlete, hopefully you do what you want to do no matter what, from winning a medal to having a good time and not winning anything at all. It's not about what other people want you to do, since they are not there. What makes people happy and doing what they love isn't being lost, being lost is not having found something you love to be doing.
The Olympics are games, and people sometimes turn them into something beyond human. Life is not a comic book.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.
Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018
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A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed
It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
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Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.
The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.
by Tommy4 January 21, 2025
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Fuckover Olympics

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.
After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.
by On parole November 4, 2017
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Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
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