Notdoingshitforanyonebutyourselfism

Noun: A chronic, often subconscious, behavioral pattern focused exclusively on one's own selfish needs, thoughts, and stupid feelings, frequently neglecting others' perspectives. Key signs include monopolizing conversations by interjecting stupid ideas, lack of empathy, and interpreting situations solely through a personal fucked up lens.

My son’s refusal to take out the trash is caused by Notdoingshitforanyonebutyourselfism.

by Akasong March 1, 2026

noknoc

no one knows or no one cares - When your questions in messaging apps such as Teams have been completely ignored by everyone. Either no one knows the answer or no once cares enough to respond.

Have you found a solution for that customers issue yet? I posted it in the team chat a few days ago now but noknoc.
OR
Instead of *bump* on the message, use noknoc for a more passive aggressive update request.

by CustomCow March 2, 2026

Nomnomnom

The act of munching on a ladies nether region.

Prunella was utterly entranced as her maid Phillomena nomnomnomed Lady Parsons steamy lunchbox.

by freudianslip69 October 8, 2024

Nobnol

Welcome to 2025, London

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by hjmp December 31, 2024

ñoño

A fat piece of shit, usually a hispanic male. The male equivalent of calling a fat hispanic woman a Torta.

Fatass Hispanic dude called Cris: you’re a loserrrr

A guy who’s fed up with mfs: hey ñoño, put down the fork and go pick up the fucking weights and then come call me a loser.

by Buckley. January 4, 2025

Noonoo Pie

Someone that is corny

“Did you see what Hamza did?”
“Yeah he’s such a noonoo pie”

by Papaflooey May 15, 2025

Noanoko

A mythical company that promises to deliver your kitchen cabinets “next week” for months in a row. Known for their rare ability to go on vacation once a deposit is paid and ghost you for weeks.

“My kitchen’s been an empty shell since May. It’s totally Noanoko’d.”

“We were supposed to cook Thanksgiving dinner… but our cabinets got Noanoko’d.”

by Blue Swirl October 12, 2025