by bigdracoo September 28, 2023

by fazedecipher January 28, 2019

1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.
"Shit! There... there was homework?"
by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014

Someone or something that is the best. This is not a negative saying, it is instead used to hype anything up. Without "The" the whole definition would change. When someone is "Good", "Awesome" or "Excellent" use this simple yet effective saying.
The "5toes" (Seve Morse, Cierra Polky, Sunny Dolan, Quincy Morse & Joel Cordonnier) are the straight definition of "The Shit"
by LittleShit123 July 13, 2017

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
