nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 06, 2022

gizard nose

being dumb, and not knowing anything

“god i’m such a gizard nose.”

by Kylie Aliyah February 11, 2019

Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 08, 2010

Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 02, 2008

nose party

doing coke with a bunch of people

Yo i just coped a g lets get some chicks and have a nose party

by mhkgkhgjhg May 10, 2007