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true norwegian black metal

Black Metal DID NOT originate in Norway! Norway definately re-defined Black Metal and made it into what it is today (and yes, made it better).

Burzum represents the end of the original wave of Norwegian Black Metal. Varg Vikernes style consisted of far too much ambience to be considered by most to be "true Norwegian Black Metal", but still to his fans he is the most true musician to date. For better or worse, its in the past. Living on today are still many great bands in the genre, and there isn't an end in sight.
True Norwegian Black Metal is very lo-fi and consists of mostly black and white photography to represent it. Very high consistency of satanic literature in the lyrics, and an "over excited rebelous teenager" attitude.
by Malachi VanDessick May 15, 2008
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Norwegian Girls

Below 10 IQ
Norwegian Girls Use A lot of Makeup
by TFwhat February 12, 2021
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Norwegian Handshake

When two ppl (mostly hillbillies) wanna ratify that they are, and will stay bff.
They pour/dip their hands in moonshine,and light the moonshine on fire, while shaking each others hands.
Mostly a thing u do to get som fun on the after-party.
Drunk Person 1: Hey man! We are like blood brothas!
Drunk Person 2: Yeah man! Let's do a Norwegian Handshake on THAT!!
by Ingdal February 17, 2009
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norwegian seesaw

The sexual position where the guy is on all fours arching his stomach towards the ceiling while the girl lies on top facing down alternating between kissing and vaginal/anal penetration.
Guy 1: Yo I heard you busted your knee, how did it happen?
Guy 2: Me and my girlfriend were doing the norwegian seesaw and put too much weight on my knee and it tore my ACL. It's a high-risk, high-reward position.
by Kips_IPA November 22, 2016
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norwegian

the goddamn illest nationality on the planet. norway beats all ya trumps. where you can see all the tall blond woman and once u come back to america u c all the dirty fat chix and whatever you see em do.
i am Japanese of norwegian Origin.
by owen. November 15, 2007
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Norwegian Necktie

The act of cutting the girl's throat, sticking your penis so far in her mouth that it comes out of the slit.
I got so sick of Sandy that I just gave her a Norwegian Necktie.
by Senor Cocknballs August 4, 2007
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Norwegian

Norwegian is the language of the mighty vikings of norway.

Also used to describe an incredible cool guy, especially a helmersen.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Norway!
- Norway ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak Norwegian in Norway?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
by HeffaLaffen May 27, 2007
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