thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.
"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"
by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023
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nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*
by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019
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UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.
Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce
by QueenScottyRoad September 04, 2021
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certified nonce

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!
by Lea232323 January 15, 2019
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Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.
"Ayo bro, stop being a nonce clown!"
by HornyNonce October 24, 2020
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Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"
by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021
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Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.
Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.
by Boniitti July 08, 2019
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