Cake

A dumb bitch who eats ass and sucks toes.

1.) Her? Yeah, she’s a cake. I wouldn’t go near her if I were you.

by Alavarieee October 31, 2019

cake

Cake means average. As in, "Not very impressive," but rather rubbish.
Its is a negatively descriptive word.

Your track time was cake. You took far too long to complete the circuit

by colloquialismisjustmything December 01, 2016

cake

-a mixture of flour, sugar, butter, eggs, milk, baking powder, and a diploma/degree/certificate of some sort. That houses the degree in order to prove it means nothing.

-Kanye West received an Honorary Doctorate from The School of The Art Institute and baked that sucker into a cake.

by lil'_Jimmy March 23, 2015

Cake

1. A female with a big booty

2. When someone uses WAY too much makeup and you can tell.

"Danm man, Lila walked past me today. She got cake!"

"OMG Beckys makeup is so cakey, she looks like she has 100 layers of foundation on!"

by sassyd63 December 02, 2016

Cake

A term used to describe having sexual relations. Especially when around parents or small children.

"Hey Dan, you should come over and have some cake with me later."
"Dude this chick is bad, we had cake and she even licked the icing off."

by nattybug33 April 14, 2010

cake

yummy satisfying goodness!!

TIM: WOW we should throw this cake at Karl's face!

Rlaph: No dont throw that cake (yummy satisfing goodness) at Karl! We dont want to wast a good cake (yummy satisfying goodness) on such a ugly face! Lets eat it to satisfy our hunger!

by Shorty May 06, 2005

cake

A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.

"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"

by sedgeflower July 11, 2008