Person 1:Who would win him or you?
Person 2: if he is strong than it might cause me a little trouble.
Person 1: but would you lose?
Person 2: Nah, I'd win
Person 3: are you the strongest because you're person 2, or are you person 2 because you're the strongest?
Person 2: Domain Expansion | Skibidi virus
Person 2: if he is strong than it might cause me a little trouble.
Person 1: but would you lose?
Person 2: Nah, I'd win
Person 3: are you the strongest because you're person 2, or are you person 2 because you're the strongest?
Person 2: Domain Expansion | Skibidi virus
by Meik Oksluong January 31, 2024

Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Commonly refering to sexual intercourse but can also be used to: Marijuana, cannabis, joints, bongs, etc.
A: Hey, what do you think about this?
B: Uhhh, nice joint! I'd hit that!
C: No way, I'd totally hit that but on a bong!
B: Uhhh, nice joint! I'd hit that!
C: No way, I'd totally hit that but on a bong!
by SKPG September 29, 2015

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019

The phrase "Nah, I'd win" refers to a frame in the manga series Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) in Chapter 221 where the character Satoru Gojo says the phrase. The frame was re-translated by various manga sites like VIZ, changing it from "No" to "Nah, I'd win" to match a callback to Chapter 3. The phrase became an exploitable in late 2023, as meme creators recaptioned the speech bubble and replaced Gojo with different characters from JJK and elsewhere, referencing other anime, cartoons, and subcultures. The Nah I'd Win meme trended en masse on TikTok and Reddit, peaking in November 2023. Chapter 221 of Jujutsu Kaisen was released on April 23rd, 2023, on VIZ and other websites.
Friend: "Yo dude that guy looks pretty strong are you sure you could beat him in a fight?"
You: "Nah, I'd Win."
You: "Nah, I'd Win."
by Bozy Perozy February 14, 2024

by TonyDanza123 March 7, 2022
