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Nextel Cup

The top-level racing series in NASCAR, formerly Winston Cup (1971-2003).
Matt Kenseth will be competing to repeat as, and become the first, Nextel Cup champion in 2004.
by D2RCR January 31, 2004
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Nextbot

Nextbots are a .png image file (or different), controlled by AI and scripted by Lua.
Nextbots are from Garry's Mod
Nextbots functions like an AI, a really smart AI, the AI uses navmesh to navigate and chase the player (maybe?), but how they chase them? once motion is detected, the player will be chased to d**th or until out of range.
Some Nextbots immedieatly target you when you spawn and oofs you, and never gives up even when its far away, example of these nextbots: Obunga (Maybe?), Trollge (there are other trollge nextbots), Shaq Fu Nextbot, Pingu Nextbot, etc.
Some of them are completely unfair as they teleport to oof you or has super speed and reaches to you with the super speed and oofs you. like the Unfairness Expunged Nextbot (From Bambi Nextbots)
back to the normal nextbots, if they are blocked by an object, they go though the object thats blocking the way within few seconds.
Nextbots can emit sounds or songs.
chase music, played when player is nearby.
d**th sound, played when player is oofed by a nextbot.
some nextbots dont emit sound.
Nextbots are unbeatable, they oof you within a second, instant oof, they can even oof a Strider from Garry's Mod.
IQ: Very Smart (AI)
HP: inf (unless you undo)
Jump Power: no matter how high you are
Speed: Fast
Size: Might depend on image dimension size
the only way (there might be other ways) to escape is by an interactable elevator, that sends you to a higher level. Nextbots can find ways to ambush you and oof you!
Youtuber: "Nextbots are scary"
Garry's Mod Player: "That Nextbot scared the Garry's Mod out of me!"
Another gmod (Garry's mod) Player: "That Nextbot ambushed me!"
Another Another gmod Player: "HE'S COMING! HE'S COMING! A!"
by bruhbrbhur July 3, 2022
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next floor

A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"

Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"

Person 1: "Yea totally!"
by resophonic April 1, 2010
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Nexted

What one is, when one is a scary, icky person on Chatroulette.
Oh crap, there's yet another penis...He's Nexted.
by inyourbasement June 8, 2010
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nextever

I was waiting for the nextever and ipad was announced, now I'm waiting again for the nextever.
by bullian September 7, 2010
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Next Finger

When your on Chatroulette, and your pressing next so much that you next an attractive person.
Girl 1: UGH can we be for real.. like I dont want to see your weiner..
Girl 2: ya I know... NEEXXT
Girl 1: OMG I ACCIDENTALLY JUST NEXTED THAT HOT GUY...
Girl 2: Next Finger... awkward
by Jessica835 November 3, 2010
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Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based
Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.
by BCH Resident November 16, 2011
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