A newtoner is someone from newton me willows.(not any punters tho) They are the hardest people in St. Helens and terror parr eds n yickers on the daily. They would without a doubt cave the parr eds skulls in and smash their mums back doors in. Yickers are especially shook of newtoners as they are the biggest bitches in all of St. Helens.
Parr ed: Ay bro where ye from lad
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*
by NBlock October 25, 2020
Get the Newtonermug. by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
Get the Cam Newtonmug. That one guy who obsesses over pop culture and Star-Wars. Reasonably good at school however can be irritating. Will no doubt give you extra math homework.
by RogueG June 20, 2019
Get the Joshua Newtonmug. F*ck with us and ur lifes gone m40 to the world and back roughest area in north manchester dont step round here if your not from here
by 40 40 November 22, 2021
Get the NEWTON HEATHmug. The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
by imad666 June 2, 2021
Get the Newton’s Cradlemug. A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.
Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
Get the Cam newtonmug. This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
by Newton Hater February 13, 2023
Get the Newtons Lawmug.