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Grad-nap

A sudden urge to sleep, and the immediate act of satisfying this urge - the kind only experienced by students in graduate law programs at university.
The urge occurs irrespective of caffeine intake - and is, quite dangerously, contagious.
Often brought on by the mere mention of estoppel, promissory notes, misfeasance in a public office or annotated legislation.
C: Wow, six hours of university in a row. Grad-nap?

A: For sure. I've already painted my nails and had a three-shot black coffee. It's no wonder I feel a Grad-nap coming on.
by Reggie Blade May 5, 2010
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Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.
As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.
by Morris Packer December 6, 2007
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digestive nap

A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.
Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
by Alex Beard December 21, 2005
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dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)
Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time
1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap
by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017
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Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.
Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."
by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023
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Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.
Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!
by The Lukester October 19, 2010
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