nerd nog

Nerd nog: Eggnog that has been enhanced scientifically and mathematically with liquor to enhance the the flavor.

Im about to go get crunk off some nerd nog!

by B4god3 December 03, 2018

Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.

I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.

by November 17, 2021

Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011

Hog Nog

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum

I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.

by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022

Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.

Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!

by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016

Booty Nog

When the Anus is filled with EggNog and Semen then drank with a straw.

Me and the boys made some Booty Nog last night and took turns drinking it.

by Anton Penisberg (real name) December 05, 2023