Flap Jack Nipples

Lady or man nipples that are wide and puffy . They resemble Pancakes or flap jack nipples

Dude, this bitch had the flap jack nipples, they spread over her whole titty! Mmm mmmm. You gotta getcha some!!

by HollyPop73 June 19, 2016

Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.

P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.

by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018

Ground beef nipples

When the center of a lady's nip extends to such lengths that it not only shocks the naked eye, it resembles freshly ground beef seeping through the holes of a grinder

That slut has some off-brown ground beef nipples...

by Sly Cooper, esquire January 6, 2019

Shiver me nipples

I misheard “Shiver Me Timbers”

Ooh I’m so scared Shiver Me Nipples!

by HalfGayPanda March 23, 2022

Erect Nipples

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"

by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005

frisbee nipples

Large round nipples the similar in size to the typical frisbee.

Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.

"Chris Durnien has enormous frisbee nipples that complement his disturbingly voluptuous man-tits."

by Marty Crothers April 12, 2008

lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.

That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.

by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011