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nilsh

Meaning nipple. The word was created by idiots from Hillcrest Junior High in Edmonton as a way to speak in A sort of code.
"You're an actual nilsh, you sack of potatoes"
by SamuraiPancakes March 11, 2018
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Nilas

Ruler of the Mental Empire, a Nilas is a rare sight to behold. You can tell them apart from the other humans by these trademark features:

Tall and Slender
Master of Debating
Almost always Lost in Thought
Horndog
Always at least 5 Minutes Late
Mommy's Boy
Oh wow, you caught one!? Can I see
*Shows him the Nilas he caught*
*Mind Literally Explodes*
by QUADRASLAP March 15, 2020
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Nies

Person 1: Oh SHIT it's NIES!
Person 2: you mean... LADY Nies...?
by Prongel April 6, 2021
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the nile river

When 5 or more dicks ejaculate into a females mouth at one time, while the female chokes on the sperm and it runs through the nostrils of the female to form something like the flow of the nile river.
Many pornstars have perfected the nile river with 5 no lifes did this in now-deleted pornos.
by 123suckmyd December 2, 2009
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Nilas

The finest of words. And most
versatile. Re: the entry for 'Shilat Cinese', saying "For swift and brutal rebuttals there is no word quite
like 'Nilas,'" is all very well but it misses its fantastic use as a
reassurance that no trouble has been experienced in doing someone a
favour.
Availing station: "Meruin, thank you so much for your help with that Elvis knowledge."
Meruin: "Nilas."
by Feel December 1, 2004
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Nilfs

Plural of Nilf
Definition of Nilf- Non-bianary I'd like to fuck
Hey dude is that a group of Nilfs
Yeah I bet they just want mushrooms
And some cock with it 😏
by GayCockroach September 1, 2021
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Nils

Nils is a very special person, with whom you can only fall in love with, once you get to know him.

Although he is very friendly towards everyone, he will show you his big heart and tender side mostly if he really cares about you. Generally he is a very open, empathetic and optimistic person who you can be yourself around and feel comfortable. Not only his beautiful brown eyes and his very athletic body make him so attractive to women, but also his sense of humor, which sometimes is very dark and overall just perfect. Nils is also a very smart and hardworking guy who is extraordinary at his job, but will not brag about how much money he makes. If you spend some time with him, you will notice that he has a kind of golden retriever energy to him, and that he is a very loyal and loving man, who will always try to be there for his loved ones. You’ve already won, if you can count Nils to be (one of) your best friend(s), because he will always cheer you up with his incredibly cute smile that makes you forget about all the bad things in this world. And if you ever need a hug, with Nils by your side you will not be disappointed, because he gives the best cuddles in the universe. When you’ve come to the pleasure of becoming Nils’ girlfriend, he will not only be your best friend but will probably give you the best sex you’ve ever gotten in your whole life as well. His kisses and his cuteness will make your life worth living and you’re gonna wish, he had entered your life even sooner.
I've got a new crush, he's just perfect!

Oh, so it must be a Nils, right?

Yes, his name is Nils
by blipblop17 November 23, 2022
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