Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

Nickel

Something that you can put in your ass.

Ayo jimmy put that nickel in my ass

by Billy Bob Joe from Harvard February 10, 2020

Rude nickel

A phrase used to describe someone being disrespectful. Used in a friendly context. Interchangeable with "stinker."

"Don't be such a rude nickel."

by Alligator12345 October 3, 2022

nickel rich

When twins hustle Bingo with Gram Gram and the other Bingo Players handoff the nickels to the twins, making them Nickel Rich!!

My sister had too much prune juice and I got Nickel Rich on Wednesday night with Grammy!!

by GetFoxed July 28, 2023

Mr Nickels

When you snort a line of coke mixed with Cialis.

When your banging your girl and you can’t get it up, you do a line of Mr Nickels to make your girl happy

by Jerradschmitt December 26, 2020

A Head Full Of Nickels

A phrase used to describe an absentminded or moronic person who can't retain anything.

Connor, man. Do you hear yourself? You definitely have a head full of nickels.

by cablenewz December 28, 2020