NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to

by searscadillac March 10, 2011

nascar

turning left in a chevrolet for 5 hours

nascar is boring my dood

by surrealix September 8, 2019

NASCAR

NAS' car.

John: What's NASCAR?

Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E

by Punshine January 5, 2020

NASCARing

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.

Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"

by KnightDaylight May 23, 2021

nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024

Nascar

It ended with the last boggity from the great D.W

Boggity boggity boggity let's go racing boys

Nascar

by TheGoldenL24 June 27, 2019

NASCAR

A way better way to die in a car crash

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in

by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019