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NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
by searscadillac March 10, 2011
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nascar

nascar is boring my dood
by surrealix September 8, 2019
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NASCAR

NAS' car.
John: What's NASCAR?

Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E
by Punshine January 5, 2020
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NASCARing

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
by KnightDaylight May 23, 2021
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nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.
My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother
by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024
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Nascar

It ended with the last boggity from the great D.W
by TheGoldenL24 June 27, 2019
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NASCAR

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in
by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019
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