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no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.
For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

The Mystery Man 

When you know that your girlfriend is cheating on you and you can't figure out with who. That sinister fiend is known as the mystery man.
When I find out who it is, I'm gonna choke that bitch and her fucking mystery man.
The Mystery Man by D sanchez May 18, 2004

man of mystery 

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. (this action actually classifies it as a teleporter as if you just telported outside the window)
I was so drunk last night i had to pull the man of mystery on some uggo, hahaha i got todd to get the sloppy seconds.

Indian Mystery 

The act in which a female performs a clambag(girl version of tea bagging, also referred to as 'flapping') while on her period. If done correctly, this should leave a mysterious red dot on the center of the victim's forehead: looking like a stereotypical Indian person.
Anna: That dumb bitch stole my juice box!

Shae: Just wait till she goes to sleep and give her an Indian Mystery!

Anna: Yeah! it's a little fishy, but a bitch gotta learn!
Indian Mystery by Lamitto October 1, 2012

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 

A game franchise spin-off that gave you an existential crisis at the age of 10 years old.
"I... I just finished Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, I'm just gonna cry in this corner now."

the Mystery 

The mystery was a strange internet experiment propagated by the Smashing Pumpkins with their final album before breaking up, Machina. The greater part of what most fans refer to as the mystery occured in the Meaning of Symbols Forum.

Admins for the site gave clues and fans worked with those clues to discover user names and passcodes to open locked sites. Each site almost invariably led to another. There was supposed to be a cartoon featuring the Ghost Children, the otherworldly fans of Glass and the Machines of God, the fictional alter-ego band of the Smashing Pumpkins. However, only about 20 minutes of the cartoon was ever released, in its unfinished form, before the project was dropped.

The whole mystery seemed to just fizzle out with the band, especially once Billy Corgan became preoccupied with Zwan, another musical project. It is a very difficult and convuluted thing to explain. The mystery was something that needs to be experienced to be understood.
What was the point of the Mystery?
the Mystery by moonbug November 13, 2006