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My life

"Hey!"

"Bye"
"Why?!"
"Becuase my life is a waste of time"
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My life

I know “my life sucks” you don’t have to tell everyone
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My life

A Truman Show-esque reality show.
Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram

TSE reality show > work > relationships

This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
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Ferg my Life

When you're already having a bad day and a horrible song comes on the radio to further sour your mood.
Ugh. I hit horrible traffic this morning, spilled my coffee and to make matters worse, "London Bridges" is on the radio. Ferg my life!
by Eric Busta October 11, 2011
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Ruin my life

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your not back in my life

Your not back in my life be my boyfriend
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there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007
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