Once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
"Ahh, that guy last night cummed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so I gave him a milk mustache."
by Jwizzzle16 December 29, 2009
Trim your pubic hair and keep it In your hand. While having sex, you cum on the victims upper lip and throw the pubs on to make the flying mustache
by S.Push March 07, 2009
Dude your breath smells terrible. What's more, did you get punched in the nose? Your lip is bleeding.
Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.
Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.
by jrudeboy February 19, 2014
A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.
Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.
by MegStin July 30, 2015
by Dillon Stone April 01, 2014
by JBailey March 20, 2010
31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"
Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?
Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
by Ckleeb December 13, 2009