Mushroom God 

The God of all Mushrooms. The Mushroom God must be a complete and utter asshole when heir to the throne. Hair/head must be shaped like a mushroom. The Mushroom God must be named Dustin or Conner.

Wow he's a real Mushroom God!

Mushroom God by Your mother1303 January 25, 2017

Mushroomstamp 

To slap someone with your penis in the face leaving a mushroom shaped red mark on the victims face.

That girl was so drunk when I gave her a mushroomstamp it knocked her out cold!

Mushroomstamp by M Sul May 12, 2003

mushroom cape 

the foreskin of an un-circumsized penis, which covers what would otherwise be a mushroom-shaped tip.

Adam and Tim are circumsized. Sam, however, still has his mushroom cape.

mushroom cape by Nyrat January 7, 2006

mushroom stamp 

when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark

That girl got mushroom stamped!

mushroom stamp by Dakota w. June 26, 2008

stinky mushroom 

1. A phrase to describe your penis after having sex.

Steve: "Hey Dylan, how was your date with Brenda last night?"
Dylan: "It was awesome, I went home with a stinky mushroom!" Can also be reversed, as in "Dude, I got my mushroom stinky last night!"

stinky mushroom by DinkleDonkle November 27, 2007

mellow mushroom

Unlike what most think, it is more than a simple pizza joint down the road. It is the term used to describe being high to the point of absolute peace in the mind. You achieve the highest state of mellow. It is named this because the drug often used to achieve this state of mellow is the shroom.

Bob Marley founded and represented the Mellow Mushroom society!

mellow mushroom by Cod y Stuckenschneider March 2, 2008

Mushroom Stamp 

To slap a female in the forehead with intent to leave a mark with your cock

The bitch was pissing me off, so i Mushroom Stamped her.

Mushroom Stamp by Lady Tiger January 7, 2003