mush

a stupid app for stupid ass mums

they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves

lazy ass hags

me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers

by jayquan. May 1, 2021

Mush

Brainless

Tolsy is mush

by Tolsysmushy January 26, 2024

mush

A Man Crush

The guy at the coffee shop has a mush on Jeff.

by Mtopo May 11, 2009

Mush

5'0 105 Pound Degenerate Gambler. Drives over the speed limit almost always, and has not hit a bet since the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Hey Mush, how much did you loose this weekend?

by cmatttt October 12, 2021

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018

cookie mush

Cookie mush is when Pisstner puts what shes grateful for on her thanksgiving list and we all convince her it's something bad.

Pisstner: "I'm gonna make cookie mush"
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!

by Hondacf100! November 16, 2025

mushe

Meaning mans sperm. Came from a rushed shorthand of the word mushroom.
You have a little mushe on your face.
by Jose April 6, 2005

mushe you mushed

by on need to know bases August 10, 2022