murder yourself

An exotic species half bird half man with some slight Autism only found in the incest village of Nigeria

Today I found a murder yourself and it was worse than I even imagined

by Mikethegreatbird August 29, 2017

murder police

made famous by the hbo show "the wire."

you think i care about that vial of crack. naw, i'm murder police.

by david mcccarthy April 11, 2007

Mouth Murder

A taste so awful, it basically murders your taste buds.

Tasting tonic water for the time was absolute mouth murder.

by SmartHollywood June 01, 2013

Murderous Head

Murderous head is when you receive such serious head that your dick is bruised and hurts the next morning.

Damn girl you gave me some murderous head last night, my dick is CHAFING!!

by prr what happened to that boi April 10, 2011

turd murderer

Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."

" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer

by Samson29 October 05, 2015

ax murderer

Someone who kills people with an ax.

SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?

LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.

S.W.M.: Why did you do that?

L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!

S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.

L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?

S.W.M.: Lock him up!

by Sgt. Willy McCoy December 24, 2006

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 26, 2005