Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

by TheCartKid July 1, 2012

Moss

A perfect person. You'll be lucky to have them.

Person 1: I'm glad Moss is my friend
Person 2: Me too

by Alphabet forgetter October 1, 2021

Moss

A fucking green sponge like plant that grows in "moist" conditions.

"MOIST"

Look at that "MOIST" moss.

by Yourrealname0614 January 4, 2017

moss

moss is the swaggiest baddest b in town, they are so swag oh my goodness everyone pails in comparison to their immense amounts of swag they are so pog

"hey did you speak to moss today? oh my god they're so swaggy"

"ikr, everything that comes out of their mouth is pure fax, I pogchamp every time i see them"

by moonm0ss February 5, 2021

moss

a woman with absolutely giant tiddies. like huge shronkaroos. massive jublies. incredible honkers.

"i want to sleep on moss's tiddies"
"yeah me too"

by Jakran November 27, 2020

turn moss

Where all the local high schoolers go to get pissed and high as fuck. Motive central. You often find the sketfords, vegans, or runners here with a bottle of vodka and smoking some week.

I’ll see you on turn moss Friday night

by Sammy boss December 28, 2020

Moss syndrome

Where someone gets annoyed and shouts pointless threats.

You have developed moss syndrome
Take it back or ill not speak to you

by Jcrouch December 14, 2018