Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015

crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG July 20, 2008

mop fucker

someone who has a stick so far up their ass that they are pretty much doing anal with a mop.

ella: donald trump is still my president!
mia: you mop fucker shut up

by swooping season May 19, 2021

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 8, 2020

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

Lady Mop

Female sanitary napkin , or tampon. What you give your guy friend when he is being a dubLB.

Hey bro, you need a lady mop or what, jeeze.

by The messenger7 February 21, 2013

steam mopped

The act of gunning down multiple haters in one short machine gun burst

Those motherfuckers on 49th just got steam mopped

by Twist3d1990 July 25, 2016