fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.

Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.

by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.

Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.

by Deep Throate October 24, 2017

El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017

piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard

"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"

by pseudoyname October 16, 2018

to mister producer

to be the absolute toppest G, to be the producer of everything gigachad

I will mister producer a TV show
He wanted to mister producer a course

by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023

Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023