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Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.
Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"
by xX541Xx January 1, 2012
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Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.
Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.
by Adub408 July 13, 2023
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Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.
Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.
by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021
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Mission Doggy

Definition: Down striking in the missionary but the guys is turned about looking down at her asshole

How to: While she’s on her upper back (ass in the air, parallel with her head), position yourself standing over her body in a sumo squat and stroke downward
“I misson dogged my friends wife last night and she squirted Up on my taint And balls”

“I would Mission Doggy Sommer Ray hard as fuck
by shastiakloske June 11, 2020
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Doggy mission

A sexual position used in a group sex setting where one person is penetrated from behind in traditional doggy style while they penetrate a 3rd person in a missionary position most commonly done in a FFM threesome
I'm trying to talk my wife Heather into a threesome I wonder if she would go for it if I make an urban dictionary post and mention her in it 😂 so what do you say baby wanna try doggy mission with me 😂
by Big Daddy 1987 March 8, 2024
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Mission

The equivalent of a ghetto in America. A mission is a word Indigenous people use to describe someone's style or a somewhere of low economical standards nowadays. Missions originally was an area where European convicts or settlers as you will, forcefully relocated Aboriginal people from the Stolen Generation too all over Australia, separating them from their tribes and loved ones. Now it is used as slang by us mob on the same way as the word ghetto is in the media.
"That poxy dog is so mission"
"On the holidays I'm going mission to see my grandmother"

"Propa mission jalbu that one"

"Them shoes look mission"
by Guugu Yimithirr Jalbu December 4, 2022
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Mission Prep

NOUN - A catholic school (yikes) that raises its tuition every year but despite its climbing debt. Their budget goes towards football first then the diversity scholarships. Having fun taking the same three extra-curricular classes :D
Person 1: I don't feel like going to a shithole like Atascadero Highschool.

Person 2: You could go SLO High.

Person 1: Why would I wanna be a deadbeat, I'll go to Mission Prep!
by Boomba-la-caca August 11, 2021
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