Minnesota Lemonade Stand

A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.

Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

MinneApocolypse

Our Home in 2020

MinneApocolypse: Minnesota is under an Apocolypse, in a current 2020 Pandemic and Social Meltdown of Humanity. Minnesotans are Resilient, but... GodSpeed.

by Feral Muses May 30, 2020

Minnesota-steam-train

When your girlfriend is getting hard core fucked doggy style while she tries to have a decent conversation with her daddy over the phone.

Christopher: I actually tried out the Minnesota-steam-train on Andrea.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.

by Mr. Nice-Guy August 2, 2020

Minnesota Avalanche

When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.

Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”

by Spaghetti Jake March 1, 2021

Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle

When two guys catch a bear and have a threesome with it off in the woods. Temperatures must be 32 degrees Fahrenheit or colder.

“Hey Travis, its going to get real cold today want to have a Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle?”

by professor monke March 14, 2021

Minnie Rat

Minnie Rat is the Rat Version of "Minnie Mouse"

Bill: Have you watched Minnie Rat Club House, Josefine?
Josefine: You mean "Minnie Mouse"?
Bill: No. The evil twin of Minnie Mouse, Minnie Rat.

by chelxi May 31, 2021

Minnesota Crutch

Time saving BBQ technique where meat such as pork shoulder or brisket is cooked in a smoker, followed by time in a crockpot or pressure cooker. Similar to the Texas crutch but with a crock pot rather than a tinfoil wrap.

Today we used the Minnesota crutch on a smoked pork shoulder so we have more time to chop and brew.

by Mead Weaver June 19, 2021