Mikey

A Asian person often with a small dick and often unloved. He has a very sad life and hates everyone

Look at that mikey over they, what a cunt

by Insta= the_memers_is_original January 10, 2019

mikey

Mikey’s are usually nick a name’s for people with the name michael but mikes are caring,very cute,short,and they all have fat penises

damn mikey that’s one large penis

by itsheather103 March 17, 2022

Mikey

Mikey is a boy who attends ALBA

Mikey X Julie=Milie

by Just ask your friend August 9, 2022

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021

Mikey

A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.

Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey

by Mikey_Mans_Michael October 16, 2019

Mikey

A straight introvert that doesn't know simple math. He is on games 24/7 and stays up for a long time at night playing minecraft or rocket league. Usually the tall one in the family, has brown hair, a nice mustache, and is 100% a gaming freak! If you meet a Mikey your lucky but your bank accounts not, because he will buy a very expensive gaming setup. He will remember anything you tell him.

Hey look it's Mikey
Oh yeah, I heard he's a gaming legend

by Jake104YT November 27, 2021

Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 7, 2023