midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

midnight slip

Switching partners during sex without the woman knowing.

Me and my buddie have that bitch the midnight slip!

by Dethrattleshake March 8, 2017

Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.

I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

midnight Lila

Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020

Midnight Creeper

A poo you take in the middle of the night

I had a midnight creeper around 4am

by Museumslacks March 26, 2022

midnight escape

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.

Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.

by courtneyr2054 December 19, 2009

midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)

I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!

by cblair007 February 21, 2014