retard midget slave

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.

What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.

by stewbaby September 20, 2015

midget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a midget dick
or
dysturbedstatic : dude you have such a midget dick.
michaellee33 : yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.

Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?

by my lipstick's on his collar March 8, 2005

Canadian Midget

When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.

Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.

by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009

Midgetsu

Mesmerizing karate moves used by midgets and short people.

Guy: Hey shorty you wanna take this outside??

Guy2: Watch out, he'll kick your ass with that midgetsu!

Midget: HAYAA!

by Alana Banana December 23, 2007

midget smuggler

A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets

daaaayyyumm! look at that girl booty she is definately a midget smuggler in line for

by hugizzzzi March 25, 2010

Midget Hitler

Someone in your group of friends thats very short in height, yet very commanding, demanding and violent; they always want it their way.

example 1
Kevin: "So, are you still dating that girl?"
Matt: "Oh, u mean Midget Hitler? Yeah... Dude, she made me wash her car yesterday!"

example 2
Maria: "Is their anyone else coming to the party?"
Dean: "I dunno. I was gonna invite my Midget Hilter, but then I decided not to. I don't want you guys getting beat to death."

by Shadow_Caster May 21, 2010