midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018

Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.

"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"

by Shair October 3, 2022

Midget love

2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both

did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing

by Kimber-dek hater March 7, 2022

Whoor of Midgets

When there is a group of 4 or more midgets, (3 being a tripod)

"don't look now but there's a whoor of midgets turning that corner"

by Jimmy Jacksons Leg June 19, 2014

crim midget

A midgetized midget

Mollie was walking down the street when she accidentally kneed a crim midget

by Frugglenug September 7, 2014

tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.

Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."

by Matanoel October 31, 2013

midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015