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Midget love

2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both
did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing
by Kimber-dek hater March 7, 2022
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long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.
why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.
by WafersYed February 24, 2018
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midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.
We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.
by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015
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Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.
by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020
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Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….
by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019
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Nano Midget

1: A person (male or female), who is extremely short and has narcissistic tendencies similar to that of a chihuahua. They usually come in the form of annoying , stupid siblings. 2: An insult used towards people who are short and thick as fuck boi
Get down from the table you stupid fucking Nano Midget!
by Master Of The Soul Stone November 1, 2018
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Whoor of Midgets

When there is a group of 4 or more midgets, (3 being a tripod)
"don't look now but there's a whoor of midgets turning that corner"
by Jimmy Jacksons Leg June 19, 2014
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