Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy

God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018

Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.

You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….

by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019

midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018

Midget love

2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both

did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing

by Kimber-dek hater March 7, 2022

long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.

why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.

by WafersYed February 24, 2018

the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.

-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday

by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019