Micro$oft

A sarcastic reference to wordMicrosoft/word making fun of the company's position as an unofficial monopoly.

by Trafton September 12, 2003

microshit

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.

XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter

by microshit July 18, 2003

Microgifts

The first ever iPhone Application designed for charitable giving. Developed by three teenagers, Microgifts is able to allow users to give to charities directly through their iPhones. Giving just got easier.

Colton: "Hey I want to change the world but I'm not quite sure I can make a difference..."
Mark: "Together, we're something."
Jared: "That's right, with Microgifts you can make a difference!"

by Microgifts November 12, 2009

microsnot

1. A term used by Linux and Mac users as a term to describe Microsoft as evil!

2. Sometimes used in forums when Microsoft gives poor customer support.

"Did Microsnot make you buy another copy of XP?"
"Yes, I'm gonna go pwn Bill Gates with Linux"

by Jared Benice May 17, 2008

Microshaft

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.

Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!

by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

mickysoft

Nickname (sometimes derogatory) for microsoft

How much does Mickysoft want for the new OS? Screw that, I'm installing BSD

by derail November 10, 2008